Vegan Cinnamon Brioche French Toast

"The art of creating a truly ass-kicking breakfast is difficult to master. But don’t worry. Picture me as your breakfast sensei master, like an old guy with the long white moustache. I might be a bit tough on you from time to time, and I’ll expect a lot from your breakfasts. But ultimately what I teach you might end up saving your life when you get buried alive. Wait. No, that’s Kill Bill. But you get the idea. This VEGAN FRENCH TOAST is lesson number one!"