Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookie Cones

"I have an amazing, humble, God-loving Christian friend who just happens to be a beautiful photographer. I recently commented on one of her pictures and said, "What a stunning shot!" She replied a couple days later with, "Um, thank you " Perplexed, I went back to look at the picture. Turns out I had written, "What a stunning shit!" And now I will eat 26 homemade chocolate chip cookie ice cream cones and die."