Hodad’s and Burger Lounge Square Off in the Burger Battle of San Diego.

Burgers, like apple pie, speaking only one language, or clinging desperately to the belief that there is simply no problem that cannot be solved by more horsepower, are an American phenomenon.  I want to be clear – this is not necessarily a bad thing.  Sure, it’s not haute cuisine. But some things shouldn’t be all jacked up on lobster and foie gras, and I’m prone to laughing when burgers try to be haute cuisine (“black truffle wagyu kurobuta bacon cheeseburger” sounds about as natural as “Manolo Blahnik workboots” or “cashmere sanitary wipe”… or even “Bollinger bidet.”).  Since the early 20^th century, the burger has been a defining American food: cheap, sustaining, and easy to eat while driving (how American!).  It’s an American institution, Like GM… only more worth saving.  

However, truly great burgers are hard to find.  Awash in a sea of McTravesties and Burger King’s phallic “Super Seven Incher”, a sandwich that, along with its advertisement, single handedly does more to kill my personal innocence more than Basic Instinct, The Crying Game, and Boogie Nights combined, the local burger joint is a constantly assaulted stronghold of deliciousness.  Luckily for people living in San Diego, we have to such strongholds.

Hodad’s has long been the king of Ocean Beach burger joints.  Clad in bumper stickers, half a Volkswagen bus, and mildly naughty license plates (the ones directly under the menu board are the best), Hodad’s has been dishing out devilishly good burgers for years, and it doesn’t end there.  The milkshakes look like wondrously overstuffed cups of ice cream, spilling out over the sides, threatening to flood your delightfully utilitarian potato wedges. That’s not even the best part: order the bacon cheeseburger. Order the double bacon cheeseburger, if you want to risk the dislocation of your jaw.  Either way, you will be subject to something heinously good… the bacon patty.  That’s right, no strips here.  Pieces of bacon are formed into a patty the same size as your normal burger patty.  The last time something this good was created, the words “be fruitful and multiply,” were uttered.  You can’t help but think how many years of your life you’re losing by eating of such forbidden fruit, and in the end you don’t care; because this is delicious, and the years your losing are off the end of your life when you forget your own address and return to diaper wearing and rubber mattress protectors.

The portions are enough for Godzilla, and by the end of a meal, you wonder which is going to happen first, your stomach exploding from finishing the shake, or your ears exploding from the Pennywise being played at a million decibels.  In no other place does something that looks so much like a mosh pit taste so good.

For years, I had insisted that Hodad’s was the undisputed, tattooed, and pierced king of burgers in San Diego.  But now, there is a challenge.  In the decidedly less hotboxed sections of town, namely the trendy neighborhoods of Kensington and Little Italy, and the wealthy bastions of La Jolla and Coronado, a local burger restaurant is rooted in the philosophy of taking great ingredients, doing a few things, and doing them very, very well.  It’s called Burger Lounge. You’ll find no over the top bacon slabs here… in fact, there’s only one real burger on the menu (three if you count veggie and turkey varieties… but those aren’t really burgers.  That’s like calling Yorkshire terriers “dogs”… you may be technically right, but you know, deep down, in your heart of hearts, that you’re wrong, so very wrong).  As far as main courses go, there are only four items.  And in the world of food, that means one thing… the things that they do, they do very, very well.   The beef is grass fed.  The buns are yeasty morsels made specifically for burger lounge every day.  The onion rings are breaded in panko.  It’s a monument to an insane pursuit of burger perfection, wrapped in contemporary restaurant interiors that feature suggestive words like “delicious,” “tasty,” and “moist,” written on the wall. It’s green as well (not the burger, of course).  The whole restaurant is dedicated to sound environmental practice, which means that you’ll be tearing into your burger with the same frenzied mauling as the lions and polar bears you’re saving by ordering that burger.

In terms of the composition of the burger, it’s no different from any other burger.  The basic parts are all there and nothing more.  No bacon.  No sourdough. No mushrooms. But there’s a reason for that.  If there were bells and whistles, you might not notice that every piece of the burger at Burger Lounge is better than the corresponding pieces you would get at any other restaurant. And all of those little differences add up to a very, very big difference in flavor, all the while avoiding the stupid, pretentious “haute burger” nonsense.  Ingredient for ingredient, it’s the best burger in town.

So, take your pick.  There’s honestly no wrong way to go between the two.  Do you feel like getting both your gut and ears blasted by a punk-rock flavor orgy so good that not even Guy Fieri’s bleach-blonde idiocy could taint it?  Or do you want to be stunned by the pristine beauty of grass fed beef that has never seen a feedlot in its life?  Whether you get your face blasted off in the sheer overwhelming wonder of the Hodad’s bacon cheeseburger, or lose yourself in the balanced perfection of Burger Lounge, you’ll be doing something to take back the burger from the likes of Ronald McDonald, and his disturbingly shaped food fiend goons.

Chef Jordan Cherry
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